The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...