Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...