Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...