Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...