Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...