All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...