Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.