Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...