37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.