Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...