The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...