Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...