Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...