Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...