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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...