Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.