Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...