A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...