Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...