Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...