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Rejected Hallmark Cards
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Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
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Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
New rules for dieting!
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