Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...