Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...