Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...