Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...