Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.