30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...