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Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
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The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
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Miami mice!
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It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Read the label first!
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Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
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Stolen Car
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The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...