You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....