Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...