Many moons
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
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Tee Shirt Lines
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Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Arnold:the musical
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Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...