Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
First experience horse riding
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...