What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!