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Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
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What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Excuses for refusing dates
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New rules for dieting!
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Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...