Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...