How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
A pool table?
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Getting a new deputy
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Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...