Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...