Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...