Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
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A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
He was light fingered!
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Computer Acronyms
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Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Murphy and his wife
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Macho Man
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...