Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...