She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...