Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...