No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...