How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...