New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...