The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...