S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...