The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.