Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...