Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...